Spelling

I HATE spelling. I was always able to memorize my spelling lists and do just fine on my spelling tests in elementary school, but when it comes to real life I stink. I have come to rely on spell check for everything. But sometimes spell check lets me down. You would think they could come up with something that can tell you..."Hey idiot you typed pole, but you meant poll!" (I made that mistake once and it ended up sounding like I did a "pole" workout :0 ) and while I am on the topic of dumb things that spell checks do, why is it that when I spell the word dont with no apostrophe the word don't with an apostrophe is the second option on the list, the first being dint...what does dint even mean??? and does anyone really mean dint when they type dont? (I googled it and it apparently means a blow, or force, it can also mean the same as dent...go figure)

Another rant about spell check is the word OK, I know it is supposed to be spelled with a capital O and a capitol K, but when it is at the beginning of a sentence, I like the way it looks as Ok, or sometimes even ok and for some reason it erks my to have it come up on spell check when I type it that way. Especially when the whole OK thing might have come about due to a misspelled word in the first place (Oll Korrect in stead of All Correct), but could have also come from TONS of other places like the Greek phrase Ola Kala (Ὅλα Καλά, ΟΚ), "everything is fine". (Wikipedia is awesome!)


One last thing....Why is Walmart not in the dictionary...it totally should be.

First Tag Ever

I have never done a tag before, I guess I figured no one really wants to know all that stuff about me, but then it hit me...if no one wanted to know anything about me, then why would they read my blog? (Grandparents are excluded because I know they only read to see cute pictures, stories and video's of the kids) So here goes>>



I was tagged by my sister Charlotte with the following rules:

1. I shrink everything. It its sad but when I buy a new shirt I think to myself "I will NOT shrink this!" but then when laundry time comes I COMPLETELY forget and throw the dumb thing in the dryer! I have learned to buy things a little big so that when it shrinks it will fit just right.

2. When I was younger (like in my early twenties) I would rearrange my furniture about once a month. I was constantly changing things around. I don't do this any more, in fact most of my furniture is in the same place we put it the day we moved in. I think it is because now in order to give any particular room a "new" look, I just clean it.

3. I am terrible at standardized tests. I was pretty smart in high school, honor roll, AP classes stuff like that, but when it came time for a standardized test (SAT) I could not compete. I barely got a high enough score to even apply to BYU and Ricks (I did get accepted to both by the way...and I will not feel bad about bragging about it because I lost so many brain cells with all my pregnancies that I am way below average now) So I HATE the idea of the WASL and plan to do my part to veto it when I get a chance.

4. I hate my forehead...enough said.

5. I did not pluck my eyebrows until I was married for about 5 years. And BOY did I need to. When I was growing up I had NO idea that people really plucked eyebrows. No one ever said hey you should try this...no one that is until my little sister grew up and spilled the beans. I am a diligent plucker now (not as diligent as I should be, but I will never go back to my "bushy" days of the 90's) I thought about posting a picture from back in the day, but that was before digital pictures and it is just not worth the effort, you will have to come to my house to see it.

6. I love fried eggs with the whites all the way cooked but the yoke still runny, but for the life of my I can't cook them that way. I try, but always either break the yoke, or let it cook to long in the fear that the whites are not cooked through yet. My dad makes GREAT eggs and I look forward to his visits so that he can cook me a nice over-medium egg. (Bryan does pretty good to, he manages to cook it better than me most of the time.

7. I LOVE the spacing issues on blogger. I know most of you hate them, but I find it a fun challenge to figure out how my post is going to look when blogger changes it all when I hit the post button. Ok this is not true, I hate it like the rest of you, but I could not come up with any more facts about myself so I thought I would throw this in.

Um...as I went back to proof read my post I realized that I kind of only put down negative things about myself like: I shrink things, my house is a mess, I stink at tests, I hate my forehead, I have naturally awful eyebrows, I am a terrible cook, and I hate the spacing on blogger. I will have to try this tag again and only do nice things about myself ( I am a pretty good person after all...?)

Last Chance Workout?

The newest season of Biggest Loser is underway and Bryan and I look forward to this show whenever it starts (although we start hating the show when the people start to get skinnier than us) But we have always found that the show motivates us. After a long day of mothering and housewifing I am usually SUPER tired. But as we watch this show after our kids are in bed we find that we both want to use our exercise bike. It normally sits dormant in the corner, but not during this show. Here is a picture to prove my point:

Well, I never said we used it to exercise with! It actually makes a GREAT end table.So the show motivates us to sit there and eat ice cream and have a nice peaceful evening, so sue me. Still our exercise bike hasn't seen this much action for a long time!

40 Days and 40 Nights

So I think that every mother in the world wants to have only two things in life (other than a wheat grinder apparently) and that is a clean house and kids who don't fight. I don't have either one (or a wheat grinder) I refuse to give up hope though because that is all I have so I decided to do something about it.


I am not sure if it was the start of a new school year but my kids have been at each others throats!! By the time they get home from school they are acting so tired that I am tempted to give them a snack (mustn't forget the after school snacks) and send them to bed. Oh and can I just say that I have been looking forward to Kaylee being in school ALL day instead of just half day Kindergarten for over a year. I had somehow fooled myself into thinking that my house would be SO clean because I would clean it in the morning, then keep the kids busy with piano and homework after school. But alas, I am still living in the same stinky mess that I always have. So what is my wonderful plan you might ask, well, plane and simple....we bought a Nintendo Wii.


That's right. I have heard great things about the Wii. It lets you exercise while playing and it is suited for even the youngest of players. I figure before and after school I will just sit them down in front of the TV and let them play the Wii all they want. We can then get rid of all the mess making toys and books and my house will stay clean.


Ok, so my plan is a little more complex than that. We did purchase a Wii, but it is still in the box along with all the necessary accessories (is there really any point to a Wii if you don't have all this stuff?:
Then we went to Walmart and got some motivational stickers:In order for us to earn the Wii the kids have to fill in these charts:They earn one sticker for each day that they do each thing. For example, if everyones room is clean and beds are made BEFORE they leave for school in the morning (including mine) We get a sticker on that chart, then if we clean up dinner right after dinner instead of the next day (who really leaves dishes til the next day right?) we get a sticker on that chart. Once all of the charts are full of stickers (there are 40 spaces on each chart) We will get our Wii!!! (oh and the No Fighting or Yelling chart, in case you were wondering...If I hear them start to fight, they get one warning to stop before they lose the sticker for that chart...we actually have one sticker on that chart now!!) And I know my kids should be old enough to be sleeping through the night, but we usually wake up to find at least one of them camped out on our bedroom floor.


We had thought about getting a Wii for Christmas, but decided that they kids would appreciate it more if they earned it, and who knows, maybe it will help with the fighting and house cleaning right? I will keep you updated on the progress! Wish us luck!

My Superior "Mother" Skills

I just thought I would share the monumental accomplishment I achieved yesterday. My older two kids were at a friends house so I only had my youngest two. I was also watching my niece and nephew (ages 2 and 8 months), and my friends two youngest (ages 2 and 1). To most this by itself might seem an amazing feat, however, I have MORE to add. I know, brace yourself. I swept my kitchen floor. Amazing right? Both of the crawling babies were even in the kitchen when I did it. Now if that is not skill I don't know what is. I know this might sound like tooting my own horn, but you know someone has to toot it.

Unfortunately, when you are that good at something, there is normally something else that has to give. I am pretty sure the better I get at such amazing skills as sweeping, the sanity of my children seems to suffer. Now I understand that many of you are wondering how they manage to have any sanity in the first place, but I am pretty sure they did. Anyway, here is an example:

And in case that wasn't enough for you here is another one:

Oh and on a side note, when I went to spell check my post, there were NO misspelled words!! I even had some big ones in there. That ranks right up there with being able to sweep my floor with two babies and a bunch of toddlers!

Cereal Anyone?

I have always prided myself on not being a pack rat. I was raised in a very strict environment of "if you don't need it right now.....throw it out" My mom therefore was blamed for anything that went missing from car keys to birth certificates, if it was not where it belonged we all assumed that Mom threw it away. This is not always the most cost efficient way to live, but it does make for a nice organized house.

Ahhh, organization. There is nothing quite like walking down the plastic bin isle at Walmart just to browse the newest in organizational items for the home. But recently I have begun to notice that I have started hanging on to stuff. I have always tried to hang on to important things like car keys and birth certificates, but in other areas I am afraid I am becoming a pack rat.

This realization came to me about a week ago when I went to cook breakfast (and by cook breakfast I mean get the bowls, spoons, milk and cereal out for the kids) I nearly told them "sorry we are out of cereal" when I realized that we were not even close to being out of cereal. We still had at least 6 boxes/bags of cereal in the pantry...SIX! Now given each one only had 1-3 servings left, but there was quite an array. The kids were actually excited saying things like "WOW! We still have some Chocolate Marshmallow Mateys!" Or "I want the honey buzzers...No I want the honey buzzers....No ME!" (that is the problem when there is only one serving left) So gratefully we had cereal galore that morning and I realized that we probably had enough to last through the week. But did that stop me?? NO way. I marched right over to Walmart and bought 3 more boxes/bags of cereal, then then next morning did we continue to finish off the 6 almost empty bags? No way, we opened up those new boxes and dug right in.

This got me thinking...what else to I do this with. A few things came to mind. The first was toothpaste. Just last night while Bryan was brushing his teeth he said "Wow, the last of this tube of toothpaste is lasting FOREVER!" Then he looked at me and said "Ah! You have been using the new tube haven't you!!! Here I am working hard to squeeze the last of this tube out and you are just starting a fresh tube! No wonder it is lasting forever!" I had to admit he was right. Although for my own arguments sake I HAD to open the new tube to take a picture of it for my favorite things post (I couldn't put the old crusty tube right?). Other items that I tend to start fresh before the old one is gone is soap in the shower. I mean how many old stubs of soap does a person need in one shower (Bryan is probably just finding out that I get a new bar out instead of using those little stubs) But really it is to hard to get a good lather with that little tiny thing. But why not just throw it out? Who knows.

The last (and possibly worst) item I could think of was ice cream. We have so many "almost" gone tubs of ice cream in the freezer that I don't even want to count them. But you just CANT throw them out (maybe the kids will eat it...right?....with the magic "crystals" on the top?) But there is no WAY Bryan and I will eat it, so we keep buying more....Mmmmm....Ice Cream!

It is hard to live an organized life when I have these fatal flaws, but I will continue to try (I am so addicted to the organizational isle I don't think I can stop!) So if you have any suggestions they will appreciated because seriously....I NEED HELP!

Trevor's Cookies

Our primary program for our church is in a couple of weeks so the kids brought home their parts. Because I am in the primary this year I was determined to help my kids memorize their parts by the first week of practice. I still did not start working with them until Sunday morning though so I needed to somehow motivate them. I had been wanting cookies so I suggested that if Trevor memorized his part before church he could not only make cookies, but do it all on his own. If the other kids did their parts they could be Trevor's special helpers. Before I knew it Trevor was off memorizing the 4th Article of Faith. Kaylee and Nathan worked pretty hard, but didn't want to continue after a while. Church came and went and Trevor did his part flawlessly during the practice so after dinner I let him make cookies.

After he got the mixer out I looked up the recipe and realized that we were out of flour! Oh no! Now we were not completely out of flour because I had just canned a bunch of flour for our food storage, but I had JUST finished it. It seemed a waste to open one of those, so I tried to convince Trevor to just eat a left over brownie. Luckily for Trevor, Barlow and Andrea were at our house and just happened to have a bag of flour in their car...yeah I know...weird. So he was off making cookies and for the most part did it himself. I told him what to put in and how much and he did it (occasionally letting Kaylee and Nathan help) It wasn't until it was time to put in the eggs that I said I would help. That is when it hit me.....Oh no..we are out of eggs! Well almost we had one left but the recipe called for 2. What to do, what to do. I was pretty sure that Barlow and Andrea did not have a dozen eggs sitting in their trunk, but I guess I am not sure because I didn't ask. We looked up egg substitutes in cookies on the Internet and had to choose from a strange list:

Milk

Applesauce

2 tbsp corn starch = 1 egg

2 tbsp arrowroot flour = 1 egg

2 tbsp potato starch = 1 egg

1 heaping tbsp soy powder + 2 tbsp water = 1 egg

1 tbsp soy milk powder + 1 tbsp cornstarch + 2 tbsp water = 1 egg.

1 banana = 1 egg in cakes

1/4 cup silken tofu pureed

3 tablespoons mayonnaise

half a banana mashed with 1/2 teaspoon baking powder

1 tablespoon powdered flax seed soaked in 3 tablespoons water

Powdered flax seed?? silken tofu? arrowroot flour??? Lets face it. If I don't have any eggs, I am NOT going to have any of that stuff! That was the strangest list I have ever seen. Who thinks "oh darn, I am out of eggs, honey, will you pass me the silken tofu so I can puree it? Anyway, we opted for the milk. Trevor did a great job and the cookies turned out wonderful. If you don't believe me....here is some proof: